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‎When you die, there’s gonna be a tombstone. It’s gonna have your name, it’s gonna have the year you were born, it’s gonna have the day you die. In between there’s gonna be a dash. And that dash is gonna represent everything that you did in your life, good and bad. That’s how you’re remembered. What do you want your dash to represent? Tim Tebow (via psychologist-in-training)

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I’m pretty sure that he would shoot someone if he ever saw this.

I’m pretty sure that he would shoot someone if he ever saw this.

  • me during shower time: what is my mission here on earth? what would have happened if hitler got killed before he started the war? what if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: i think i've solved the mystery of atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: how do i spell house?

suchelaboratelives:

yourehilarious:

Jason Segel is ridiculously hilarious.

even presidents love free snacks

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Two of my favorite things in the world

Two of my favorite things in the world

(Source: sarahshiney, via itsmelizlee)